Eight homepage takes. Vote the one that feels right.
Same stealth brief, eight different answers. Some real (v5, v6), some editorial (v4, v7), some performative (v1, v2, v3), one crowd (v8). Preview inline, click open ↗ for full screen, then vote. One vote per person. Live tally below.
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